I WANT IT ALL!!!
It’s been a minute since we’ve put together a package like this. In fact, I think the last time was somewhere around the Great Filthy Loot Inventory Fire of [INSERT YEAR HERE]!
But these are economically uncertain times, and what better way to face economic uncertainty than with reckless quantities of books at an irresponsible price?
So we’re doing it again.
For $475, we’ll send you 42 Filthy Loot and Talented Perverts books. Buying them individually would run you well over $545, so you’re saving more than $70 right out of the gate.
And because apparently 42 books aren’t enough, we’re throwing in an enamel pin, two patches, and a pile of rare, exclusive, and otherwise assorted stickers.
That’s forty-two books. One enormous box. Years of Filthy Loot history in one mildly unreasonable purchase. Stock a shelf. Start a small library. Build an end table. Make your mail carrier wonder what the hell you’ve gotten yourself into.
$475 (for now!), and as we release more books, we’ll keep adding them to the pile.
THIS SET INCLUDES:
LAZERMALL — Various
The Vine That Ate the Starlet — Madeleine Swann
Hollow Coin — S.T. Cartledge
Teenage Grave — Various
Isolation Is Safety — Various
A Beginner’s Guide to Extreme Horror — Jon Steffens & Ira Rat
The Doom That Came to Mellonville — Madison McSweeney
Little Birds — Various
My Mind Is Not a Billboard // What’s Your Favorite TV Show — Sam Pink
Wax & Wane — Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
Shagging the Boss — Rebecca Rowland
God in the Hills (and Other Horrors) — Jon Steffens
Meth-DTF — Shane Jesse Christmass
God in the Hills 2 — Jon Steffens
Dirt in the Sky — Various
Fucked Up Stories to Read in the Daytime — Various
Gone to Seed — Justin Lutz
Soft Ceremonies — Various
Little Birds 2 (Green) — Various
Teenage Grave 2 — Various
I Rot — Lana Valdez
Scandals — Alex Osman
Like You Never Had Wings: Transformations in Horror — Various
Anxiety Vol. 1 — Various
On Melting — Chris Kelso
Let My Epitaph Read I Preferred His Underground Stuff — Ira Rat
Strange Spells — Edwin Callihan
Psycho Nightmare Freakout — Various
Latex, Texas — Shane Jesse Christmass
BodyPunk — Various
Endless Now: Deluxe Edition — Ira Rat
“hairs.”: Deluxe Edition — Ira Rat
Baby Bruise — Danielle Chelosky
So Tender a Killer — Matt Kinlin
Fleischerei — Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin
Release the Horse — Matthew Mitchell
Kayfabe — Madison McSweeney
New Meat in a Clean Room — Various
Anxiety Vol. 2 — Various
Fucked Up Stories to Read in the Daytime Vol. 2 — Various
Peel Slowly and Bleed — Ira Rat
Xanadu, Pennsylvania — Alex Osman
42 books. $475. Plus the extra junk.
Because sometimes fiscal responsibility means buying forty-two of something at once.
This link is currently shared only with Substack subscribers, but will go live sometime in September. Probably at a slightly steeper price, because… Saorise’s new book comes out around then!
These will start shipping in early October; a new patch is in the mail. 🫣🤫
Listening to: How to Disappear Completely — Reminent
Over top of a white noise machine
Over top of a beagle snoring.
Watching: I watched The Last House; not sure what I think about it, other than that about 5 seconds in I was like, "lockdown metaphor!" 🤷 What did you think about it?
I told you I would forget to double up this time around.
If you made it this far, thank you, and shoot me an email to tell me I’m crazy for putting this listing on the webpage.